Thursday, October 28, 2010

Least Favorite Songs

Blue October: Say It.
This band is completely ridiculous. The singing style is really grating and the chorus has a really cheesy edit that makes my ears bleed. Their stylist also should sleep with the fishes.

Smash Mouth: All Star
I have always hated this band. It's too happy and 'Broseph" to exist. I also hated Shrek for having it on the soundtrack.

Postal Service: Such Great Heights
That dude from Death Cab for Cutie needs to not sing, write, and especially not make electropop. And there's nothing worse than a crappy song spawning infinitely crappier covers.

Jack Johnson: Good People
Where have all the Good People Gone? Probably to Payless. Put on some shoes. I hate this feel-good hooey.

Katy Perry: I Kissed a girl
Katy Perry has that pseudo alt-pop plague of the 2000s some people might call a vocal style. Her songs are really offensive and juvenile. But she is so damn pretty. I cant stay mad at that.

Who let the Dogs Out: Baha Men
What the hell is this song about. They're a big hit with Pixar, Im certain. Also see Smash Mouth.

Black Eyed Peas: Let's get Retarded/It Started
Im fairly certain this song first existed as "Let's get retarded" and wiki has my back on this. I dont mind offensive music, however when a band is clearly a pop product I do feel they have a responsibility to not be assholes.

BNL: One Week
Im sure it's been more than one week since all of these guys are still virgins.

3 Doors Down: Kryptonite
Annoying voice. Crappy dated video and hair gel. I wager this song's major demographic has strongly considered purchasing GHB or already had the time.

Kelly Clarkson: My Life would Suck without You.
Also see Katy Perry. Call me old fashioned, but I just dont like that tone she takes with "suck".

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